Friday Quotes I Be Talking Again

Friday (1995)

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• Smokey : I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'crusade it's Friday; yous ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

• Craig Jones : We ain't got no sugar.

  Smokey : No carbohydrate? Damn. Y'all ain't never got 2 things that friction match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

• Smokey : I got mind command over Deebo. He exist like "close the fuck up." I be quiet. Merely when he get out, I be talking once more.

• Smokey : Call up information technology ,Write information technology down, accept a picture, I don't give a fuck.

• Smokey : Weed is from the earth. God put this hither for me and you. Accept advantage human, take advantage.

• Smokey : Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

• [Pastor Clever drives upward as Smokey rolls a joint]

  Craig Jones : Put that out, man, hither come the pastor.

  Smokey : For what? Probably fume bud as well.

  Pastor Clever : How ya doin', Blood brother Craig? How ya doin'?

  Craig Jones : I'thousand all right.

  Pastor Clever : Um, say, um, past chance is Sister Jones in?

  Craig Jones : Nope. Neither is Brother Jones. They both at piece of work.

  Smokey : [nether his breath] Where yo' donkey need to be, nigga.

  [he starts rolling again]

  Pastor Clever : 'Scuse me, blood brother. What we telephone call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny-siiiiin-sin.

  Smokey : [singing] Well, 'circular here, between Normandie and Western, nosotros telephone call this here a picayune twenty-twen-twen... niggaaaaa!

  Pastor Clever : Why don't ya just requite me a little bit for my cataract.

  Smokey : Yous didn't put in on this, human being.

  Pastor Clever : Information technology's better to requite than receive, my brother.

  Craig Jones : [looking across the street at Mrs. Parker] Look, look, look, she bendin' over!

  Pastor Clever : Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, blood brother.

  [he walks away]

  Pastor Clever : Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker! Tin I talk to you for a minute, Mrs. Parker?

  Smokey : [to Craig] Told ya. The weed be lettin' ya know... evil lurks.

• Smokey : Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Craig Jones : Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Smokey : Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker besides.

• Smokey : [after Craig knocks out Deebo] You got knocked the fuck out, man! Requite me my goddamn money...

  [Smokey takes $200 from a knocked-out Deebo]

  Smokey : Payback'south a motherfucker, ain't information technology? Nigga!

  [walking away]

  Smokey : Pow! Prisoner of war, Prisoner of war, POW!

  Red : [punches Deebo as he's getting upwardly and takes chain back] My grandmama gave me this chain!

  Ezal : [slowly walks to Deebo] Deebo? DEEBO! Man, you lot shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'! Look 'it at ya! GET UP! Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes!

  [struggling to take Deebo'south shoe off]

  Ezal : Large... pes... motherfucker, you can *have* ya pocketknife! 'Cause I *STEAL*, I don't *KILL*.

• Smokey : Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.

  Craig Jones , Smokey : How-do-you-do, Mrs. Parker.

  Mrs. Parker : Hi, boys.

  Smokey : [quieter, but still audible] When y'all gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker?

  Mrs. Parker : What yous say, honey?

  Smokey : Huh? Nothing.

• Smokey : [at the ice cream truck] What's up, Large Perm?... I mean Big Worm?

• Smokey : Why y'all not goin' to work?

  Craig Jones : I got fired yesterday.

  Smokey : No shit? I idea you had the twenty-four hour period off yesterday.

  Craig Jones : I did. I went in to pick upward my check, came home, my supervisor called me about 4 o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.

  Smokey : The fuck y'all stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

  Craig Jones : Hell, no, ain't got me on tape. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin' almost pressin' charges.

  Smokey : Goddamn! Yous've got to be one stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

• Smokey : [after breaking into Stanley's house] We got about 2 hundred dollars.

  Deebo : *I* got most two hundred dollars.

• [Smokey taking a crap outside]

  Smokey : You better non tell anybody homo.

  Ezal : Man, I'm non, man.

  Smokey : Keep information technology on the down depression.

  Ezal : Alright brother. Damn.

  [Looks around and yells]

  Ezal : Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit!

  Smokey : Ezal!

  Ezal : Well, I won't tell everyone else.

• Craig Jones , Smokey : [afterward they see Red's black center] DAAAAAMN!

• Felisha : I demand to borrow your car right quick.

  Smokey : What kinda shit is that? Almost people wanna borrow sugar. Or even ketchup. You wanna borrow my car? Hell naw! Get the hell on.

  Felisha : Well, let me borrow a joint.

  Smokey : Yous need to borrow a task. With yo' broke ass. Ever trying to smoke up somebody'southward shit. Get the hell on, Felisha.

  Felisha : I'ma remember that.

  Smokey : Remember it. Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck!

  Felisha : Tsk.

  [realizes she can try her luck with Craig]

  Felisha : Craig.

  Craig Jones : [not bothering to wait at her] Bye, Felisha.

  Felisha : Damn. Y'all stingy.

  [she leaves]

• Smokey : Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look similar some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

• Smokey's mom : Smokey, get me some cigarettes.

  Smokey : Well, give me some coin.

  [Smokey's mom gives Smokey a dollar]

  Smokey : Wait, this isn't plenty.

  Smokey's mom : Make information technology enough.

• Red : [after having his necklace snatched by Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't you lot aid me!

  Smokey : [slouching in his chair] Man, I'1000 loftier.

  Red : Man, that's fucked upwardly. If it was you, I would've helped you lot.

  Craig Jones : What most the time he tried to choke me in Fume'southward lawn?

  Red : [suspension, thinks almost information technology] Oh, that was different.

• Smokey : [sees Big Worm drives away] Florida Evans-looking motherfucker.

• Smokey : I won, gimme my money.

  Deebo : What coin!

  Smokey : I lost.

• Smokey : Man that fool just playin' human, I own't trippin.

  Craig Jones : That'south yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' just y'all. Y'all walk up and down the street all day playin'. He aint' playin' you think he playin' 'tour his money? He know where my momma stay know where you momma stay. He say he had a gun when yous seen him right?

  Smokey : Yeah

  Craig Jones : Well name i person in the hood that play like that!

• Ezal : Fume, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.

  Smokey : Today your altogether?

  Ezal : What's today?

• Smokey : I've been smokin' always since I was two.

• [last lines]

  Smokey : [on phone] Yes, I got your money. And I don't appreciate y'all sendin' your punk ass, busta ass, Jheri whorl wearin' ass friends come down here to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.

  Big Worm : Offset of all, don't be callin' here like y'all some straight up "G", 'crusade I'll cut your balls off and hand 'em to you, partner. I had to warn you as well many times nigh my money, Smokey. You see, information technology'south the principle of the whole thing. There'south principalities in this.

  Smokey : Yeah, well... I got your money anyways. And you sell that shit yourself next time, 'cause I'm goin' to rehab. I'm through with this shit.

  [hangs up, and so lights a joint]

  Smokey : [to the viewer] I was just bullshittin'! And you lot know this, homo!

• Smokey : Y'all know Craig? Craig got fired!

  Big Worm : What the fuck that gotta exercise wit me?

• Craig Jones : What I'm trippin on, is how you gonna sell bud, when you smoke information technology?

  Smokey : I don't know. That's my simply trouble.

  Craig Jones : Big Worm gonna fuck y'all upwardly.

  Smokey : Big Worm own't gonna practise a goddamn thing, man.

  Craig Jones : All right...

• Deebo : Come up on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.

  Smokey : I can't I'm on probation.

  Deebo : Cease beingness a bitch and come up on.

• Rita : Ooooh, What's upwards?

  Smokey : Not a damn thannng!

• Smokey : [about Red] He gonna weep in the car.

• Smokey : [tearing through Craig's open bedroom window curtain] Break yo' self Fool!

  Craig Jones : Homo, look what you did to my curtain. You lot meliorate lookout that window you climbing in fool 'fo yous go blasted on.

  Smokey : With what? You ain't got nothin' man.

  Craig Jones : With this!

  [pointing his Glock at Smokey]

  Smokey : Man, Where you get that from?

  Craig Jones : Yo Mama.

  Smokey : Fuck y'all!

  Craig Jones : Fuck you! He he he

  [chuckling]

  Smokey : Come on outside man, and stop playing.

  Craig Jones : Gotta get dressed.

  Smokey : Bustle Up!

  Craig Jones : Don't tell me to hurry up!

• Smokey : [calling Large Worm on his phone] Hey um, did somebody... page Smokey?

  Large Worm : [5.o. on phone] Don't play dumb nigger, you lot know who the is! Yous got my money?

  Smokey : I own't got information technology, but I'thousand gonna go it.

  [Big Worm hangs up]

  Craig Jones : What happened?

  Smokey : Man he just hung upward... I think we better stay in the house.

• Smokey : [afterward smoking marijuana in the machine with Hector and his friend, he finds himself running downwardly the street in his white A-shirt and white briefs] The side by side thing I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers!

• Hector : [while smoking with Smokey] Hey, hey, hey! Have information technology easy, holmes!

  Smokey : I know what I'm doin', human! Shut the fuck upwardly!

  [Hector and his friend laugh at him]

• Joann : Smokey, I demand you to go to the shop and go me some cigarettes

  Smokey : Give me the money

  Joann : [she hands smokey i dollar]

  Smokey : Wait, Wait, Await, Wait a minute, what's this? This ain't enough

  Joann : Make it plenty

  Smokey : DAMN!

• Hector : 'Sup, Smokey?

  Smokey : Fuck you.

• Smokey : [talking nearly Mrs. Parker] Damn, I'd knock the grit off that pussy!

• [Big Worm arrived at Craig's house and Smokey comes to him. The license plate says "Big Worm"]

  Smokey : What's up, Big Worm?

  Big Worm : How much you got left?

  Smokey : Man, I got to lot.

  Big Worm : You still ain't sold that weed, Smokey?

  Smokey : Homo, I'm trying to, Worm. Niggas are broke these days.

  Big Worm : I don't recollect you're applying yourself, Smokey.

  [intermission]

  Big Worm : You lot're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.

  Big Worm : Y'all're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Human, why would I do some shit like that?

  Large Worm : I don't want have to fuck you up, Smokey. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.

  Smokey : Worm! You're the last brother money, I'd mess with. I'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit. At present you lot know this, man.

  Big Worm : We'll see.

  [begins to leaves and drives away from Smokey]

• Craig Jones : Human what took you so long?

  Deebo : This foo was scared man, he didn't even...

  Stanley : [Interrupts Deebo and talks very irritated to Craig, Smokey and Deebo] Look fellas. I've asked you lot nicely, but now I'grand getting very irritated. For the last time, would you stay off of my FRIGGING GRASS, PLEASE!

  Smokey : Al'correct man, sorry.

  Stanley : Thank you.

  [Smokey gives Stanley the middle finger and Stanley falls]

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